the wako-gockiburry war 「ワコーごきぶり大戦」

The invasion was first detected near the black cupboard next to the TV (amongst the various lotion bottles for every different area of skin one can imagine) at approximately 0224 hours. Thus began the first Wako-Gockibury War in history, on the 2nd of June, 2007.

A counter attack under Siska's command involved heavy job-aidem magazines and brochures (personally, I don't read job-aidem, but sometimes they publish nice cover pages). Later on, a pair of flat-soled sandals were also brought into battle grounds. With all the sleepy confusion and screaming (by Siska), we lose sight of the enemy every now and then. Battle had to be paused during an early stage when our enemy chose to hide under a biore porepack box. When spotted again, our party launched a fierce sandal attack, but was not successful. Enemy troop also took cover several times under various comic books and text book Europe Reborn.
An hour into battle, sandals and magazines began to prove useless against this enemy and a new plan was devised. When enemy approaches our balcony door, we cleverly opened it and heavy objects were thrown at our enemy until it could take no more. The enemy was finally thrown out of the room, into the darkness of the unknown territory and we claimed victory at almost 0400 hours.

This long fought battle, nowadays known as the Sleeptime Invasion, successfully drove the initial attacker of the Japanese Gockiburry Party against Wako residents. Post-victory actions on our part brought us to the コンビ二 to buy sticky traps and setting them all over Wako, an extremely poisonous bug spray, and a pot of anti-cockroach room freshener. The war yet to be over, but I pray this current of peace shall continue for many days to come.